8. An Unusual Day-II

.....He thought he could run faster.So he started running towards the town.
He was running almost at 50kph. A dog, upon seeing this fast running boy, started barking and following him. Just to tease the dog, he peed while running, increased his speed and left the dog behind.

"This must be a ghost.But how could I not identify a ghost? I should stop drinking. It is affecting my senses.No more Military RUM from hence, only local beer or sometimes weed only.But no RUM!"...the dog murmured.

But Landodhar was having the time of his life. Running at 100kph.

"Behenchod ye kaise ho gaya? Lund bhi tanatan aur gotiyaan bhi. Tatte tight, & everything's ALRIGHT! "
(How did this happened? DIck and balls both seems to be in a very fine shape. Balls are tight, & everything's ALRIGHT!)

"Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart..

Don't tell my heart my achy breaky heart... "

"Dhoom machale Dhoom Machale Dhoooom... 

 Lund Hila Le Lund Hila Le Luuuund!"

these were the few songs he sung while running around the entire town. (Of course) He didn't knew the entire lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart.
The other one is a Bollywood song from the movie 'Dhoom'.

After jogging around the town and experiencing this new found energy he went towards his home.
Dad and Mom were sleeping but Chodu was nowhere.

He quietly went inside and slept in his room.

7. What happened the same night - III

The dogs were calling others to vacate the cliff as soon as possible.
Soon the cliff was vacant. Chodu thought of checking the length of the snake and went after it. But as he started doing so ,the head of the snake suddenly appeared before him.
It was a weird kind of snake.It's head was like no other snakes'. It was pink in color, like a dick.It started wreaking havoc like a mad bull. May be it was out of control. To protect himself from getting killed, Chodu fought with the big snake. He was no match to the agile and strong competitor. But somehow Chodu grabbed on to the snake's neck and started climbing towards the top(to the head).Not only the snake resembled a penis but it also smelt like one.

"Ye Gandh to bilkul wasi hai jab Landodhar hila ke bathroom se ya jhaadi se bahar aata tha .Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai? Landodhar ka lund kat k bada saanp kaise ban gaya?"
"The smell is same as that of Landodhar's semen.I have smelled it many-a-times when he used to come out of the bathroom and sometimes out of the bushes behind the house."

[Each human(male) has a unique smell associated with his semen.But only dogs know this as only they can smell it that precisely.]

"Kahin ye NARK ka koi prani to nahi? "
("Is it possible that this creature came out from the dark world(the Hell)?" )
May be or may be not.

He bit the snake in the process and urinated on its head. This made the snake furious . It threw down the dog . Now Chodu couldn't run away from the snake as he was surrounded by two huge rocks.
 It started shaking vigorously. Chodu was trembling. After a couple of minutes the snake ejaculated loads of semen on Chodu's face.
The Dog who 'came out' on lots of bitches' face was getting a taste of his own medicine.
After ejaculating on Chodu, the snake started shrinking. And within a few minutes it disappeared in the woods.
Chodu was in a shock.He couldn't believe what happened there. Cursing both -the snake and his master for the sitauation he went towards the river to clean himself.